so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.
I’ve waited my whole life for this
1. any slow moving creature.
2. also called bear animalcule, water bear: any microscopic, chiefly herbivorous invertebrate of the phylum Tardigrada, living in water, on mosses, lichens, etc.
3. slow in pace or movement.
4. belonging or pertaining to the phylum Tardigrada.
Etymology: via Latin tardigradus, from tardus (sluggish) + gradī (to walk).